30 MAY 26

Quotes from my boys the past few days...

[YALI] : “I'm never going into the military because no one's cutting this gorgeous hair off...”

[PUCK] : “Mom would you be a doll and put a new sheet on my bed while I'm gone?”

[YALI] : “Can we just sign the papers?” **glaring with menace at his little sister** “To give her away!”

[Yali] : “Mom... there was an anaconda attack...” **sets small Tupperware of the 'retrieved' remains crafted from red ink and cocoa powder and wads of felt** “We found a heart floating in the river... limbs FLYING!”

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