Collette

Yali and Patience Thanksgiving Weekend Checklist :

Eat all milk chocolate chips in the house (note to Patience : claim it’s brown magic marker all over your face and arms)

Hang out on roof of Mom’s car until she busts you for it

Attach rope to Dad’s meat smoker; pull it over like a buffalo on the prairie

Fill test tube with paprika, sugar, and water; claim it’s “blood” and store in fridge to see if anything grows

Use remains of gold spray paint can to spray anything that looks good (outdoors of course; Mom can only allow so much mischief in one day)