Big Brother

Puck, attempting to make Patience feel better about her upcoming cleft palate surgery…

Puck : “Patience! For your surgery, they’re going to take out your eyeballs and stuff them up your nose!”

Patience : *giggles*

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After confining Puck to his room with a bad cold, until Patience’s surgery was over, he called me down on the Alexa that evening…

“Hey, Mom?” *big grin* “Out of the goodness of your heart, and for all my suffering… could I have ten bucks?”