Day #008

“Quarantine” Day #008

  1. Help Yali and Patience cut out gingerbread man godfamily to put in the mail later for the V Family
  2. Puck does about eighty pull-ups in his room (quarantine comes with benefits); also decides he wants to raise chickens
  3. Discover that Yali and Patience have flooded the guinea pig cage with about three days’ supply of green Timothy hay; the small pigs were not complaining
  4. Take Yali and Patience on three-plus mile walk on a cold, gray afternoon, Yali jingling the whole way with an entire collection of chess pieces in his coat pockets
  5. Pass two very dead, and very soggy possums, on said walk, and answer lots of questions, all from Yali
  6. Steaks for dinner, Oxbear style

 

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Yali and Patience playing Architect that morning…

 

Yali : “NO! I SAID FIVE CHIMNEYS!… WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!… OKAY! WE NEED A FIVE EIGHT TWO! WE NEED A FIVE-EIGHTY-TWO!”

Patience : “DO IT!”

Yali, examining the paper plans in his hands : “OKAY! KEEP BUILDING!… GET BACK TO WORK!”

 

Later that day…

 

Yali handed a Lego-crafted sword to his sister, and brandished his own in the other hand. “Mom, we’re going to battle. Patience, you want to sword fight?”

Patience : “Uh huh!”

Yali, full Imagination mode : “You have to DIE for your SINS!”

Patience : cries.

Yali : “It’s okay, it’s okay. Don’t cry. Don’t cry, sweetie… Here, lay down. Drop your sword… Time to die for your sins! Say NO! NEVER!”

Patience : “NO! NEVER!”

Yali : “Patience, you have to shove me down to the ground. Patience say… (evil laugh).”

Patience : laughed evilly.

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