Day #021

“Quarantine” Day #021

  1. Realize that worship services have now become kids in mismatched outfits of their own choosing lounging on couches chowing down on bags of Cheetos while the new pastor preaches remote from Delaware – strange times…
  2. Join thirteen family members, a dog, and a toad, spaced out six feet apart around a big old-fashioned campfire at the Big House, hoping it’s not a technical break of quarantine law…
  3. Enjoy a “late night” snack of fries and eggs; because I can… “Aw, MOM! That’s DISGUSTING!”

 

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Recalling that Easter was next weekend, and that the kids probably should have an egg hunt despite the world being locked down, I made some quick Amazon purchases that morning. A few minutes later…

“Alright, Oxbear. I took care of Easter,” I announced, closing my laptop.

Puck stared at me like I was an evil villain and then laughed, “Ha ha ha! That sounds so bad!”

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