Day #024

“Quarantine” Day #024

  1. Grandma and Mom stop by for an hour to see the kids, six feet away; Grandma realizes that the “sticker balls” in our yard look just like the coronavirus
  2. Yali gives Patience’s giant stuffed unicorn a bath in the kiddie pool before I realize what’s happening; this will only take about two years to dry out
  3. Realize the Soviet era gas mask I purchased for Puck’s 13th birthday (his idea) is shipping from Lithuania, and will almost definitely not arrive in time for his actual birthday
  4. Discover yellow smiley stickers and lime green Sharpie scribbled all over the glass kitchen door
  5. Take kids on a walk around the usual neighborhood – 88 degrees out – where Yali’s puppet tiger pauses to munch on every lawn; salad time
  6. Discover that Oxbear and Puck consume a gallon of milk – each – per week now; we should probably invest in our own cow

 

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Yali, assisting me with Patience’s bath…

 

“Here you go, sweetie pie!” he said cheerfully, adding a few toys to the hot water.

“I want more toys!” Patience squawked, delighted.

Yali looked to heaven and paused, thinking, then said, “Oh, Yali! What are you going to do?”

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