Mosquitoes

Puck : “If there was one insect in the world I could get rid of, what would it be?”

Collette : “Mosquito?”

Puck : “Yes. They’re worthless. All they do is suck blood and bring disease.”

Collette : “Well, maybe in the New Heavens they’ll have some other purpose.”

Puck : “In the New Heavens, I would want them to deliver me sodas. They would be like little servants. That’s what you get for torturing me on earth!”

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