Mustache?

Puck had been experiencing the January plague of intensely chapped lips for the past few days. While the Vaseline was helping, he obviously also had a secret wish that something more was going on besides just winter cold and dryness. Before bed one night, he examined his face in the mirror for awhile. Then, naturally selecting the parent who would have the best answer for him in a situation such as this, he called out down the hall…

“Hey, Mom? Does it hurt real bad to grow a mustache?”