Sorry Baby Yoda

Yali, rubbing his sister’s head with his fist…

“YOU’RE SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO NOOGIE YOU!” He pauses to make his stuffed animal whisper to me in some gruff Mafia accent, “He doesn’t make any sense at all!”

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Yali, examining a package of Star Wars fruit snacks…

“Sorry, little baby Yoda, but you have to get eaten.” Snicker, snicker.

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