Summer, Day 06

Collette:

Kill two large brown recluse spiders in bedrooms. (Wonder how – with two boys loud enough to split atoms by sheer volume produced on any given day – a recluse of any kind would be willing to step foot inside the house.)

Boys:

Make “poisonous” science potion of vinegar and various kitchen cleaners. “I’M A GENIUS!” Puck announces. “Don’t breathe that in, Yali!”