Collette

Patience, her new stuffed snake draped over her head… “Do I look like Jesus?”

Oxbear : “Uh, no.”

Patience : “But Jesus was made on the moon.”

Oxbear : “No. He wasn’t.”

Patience : “The moon is made out of plastic.”

Oxbear : “Where did you hear that?”

Patience : “I read the fake Bible.”

Oxbear : “Are you loopy?”

Patience : “I’m not a loopy!”