30 OCT 25

Short list of distractions preventing Yali and Patience from completing their classes within an acceptable frame of time that morning...

  • Comparing the size of a human to a humpback whale
  • The dog
  • The dog again
  • Changing into a suit
  • Movie script ideas
  • The snake
  • A need for eye drops
  • A request for Cheez-its
  • Eating Cheez-its found in a sealed packet under the couch
  • Broken bobby pins
  • A request to participate in my chocolate bar from London
  • My stomach hurts”

Classes still somehow largely wrapped by a late lunch... Yali and Patience are giggling in the kitchen filming their own cooking show which Yali later edits to some kind of epic pop music... no one has ever before witnessed such a majestic making of a quesadilla...

South in a splash of cold sunshine to our dance shop for another pair of leather soft shoes from Ireland... the soles are tearing off Patience's old pair and she needs an updated fitting...

Home to Puck lighting various paper-based products on fire for fun... these boys can't resist a box of matches...

While Yali is very busy outside repeatedly tossing an empty water jug into the air and letting it land on the driveway... until he remembers his bow and arrow and things start clattering on the roof...

It's nearly eight o'clock under a sailing moon... Patience and I return from the studio to an explosion of Mandarin orange chicken and rice in the kitchen and Oxbear and Yali eyes-deep in yellow flannel and black glue sticks as they work with fever to complete Yali's Springtrap costume for Halloween night...

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