Aw, No!

While things wound down for the night, Yali got busy brushing his teeth in the bathroom. I heard Puck intervene.

Puck: “WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 41ST?!”

Yali: Unintelligible garble.

Puck: “OH, YOU’RE TRYING TO SPEAK SMACK TALK, ARE YOU?! WANT A DATE WITH THE TOILET?!”

Yali: “AW, NO!”

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